Bionic Commando

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross latch onto the finer points of Bionic Commando.

Pro-tip: There is no jump button. Instead, you must use your rad bionic arm to swing into the hidden bases of the Badds (NOT THE NAZIS) and rescue your mentor and life-mate Super Joe. In the process, you’ll blow up lightning Hitler and escape a nuclear island by grappling to a helicopter.

Links of Note

• Bionic Commando
• Commando
• Top Secret!
• Pop Secret
• American History X
• Heavy D and the Boyz
• "Ziggy Startdust" - David Bowie
• Junko Tamiya
• Cuckoo Attack
• Dark Souls
• Ikari Warriors
• Rygar (NES)
• Rygar (PS2)
• Bionic Commando (2009)
• Hammer Bros.
• Umbrella Corporation
• Little Shop of Horrors
• Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
• GaGaGaGaGa - Spoon
• Doom 3
• Duct Tape Mod
• "Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee" - WOFF!
• Bionic Commando Script FAQ
• Zen Koan
• The Floor is Lava
• Donkey Kong Jr.
• "Mega Man X" - WOFF!
• Funeral Monologue from Synecdoche, New York
• "Starman" - David Bowie
• The Boys of Brazil
• Brazil (Film)
• Shadow of the Colossus
• Strong Bad Email - "Videogame"
• Bionic Commando Ending (Exploding Hitler)
• Kilgore Trout
• Breakfast of Champions
• Ice-nine
• Project Paperclip
• Bubsy
• Little Nemo: Dream Master
• Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! - "Pork"
• Triumph of the Will
• Ninjas vs. Podcast